Coke or Pepsi?

Coke, for me, please. Make that a Cherry Coke Zero. I absolutely hate Pepsi, and everything about it. I hated how they were always copying Coke. Like, first there would be a Vanilla Coke, then there was a Vanilla Pepsi. Then there was a Lime Coke, then comes Lime Pepsi. Both of Pepsi's were a fail, by the way. I loved Lime Coke and Vanilla Coke. I also hate how Pepsi claims to have a better coke taste than Coke. That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard of. Coke is the very essence of coke taste. You can't have a better "coke taste" than Coke. It's not possible. You can have a better taste than Coke, but not a better coke taste. It doesn't make sense.

Just thought I'd share that little injustice with you guys.
Thanks for listening.