It shouldn't be. But it is.

People are always whining about how something "shouldn't be." People shouldn't be labeled. But they are. People shouldn't be homeless. But they are. People shouldn't get cancer. But they do. I shouldn't sit on the computer all day. But I do. People shouldn't get cheated on. But it happens. Alligators shouldn't be made into purses. But they are. The truth is, crap happens. Sometimes you can fix it, and sometimes you can't. My point is, don't say "This shouldn't happen" if you're not going to do anything about it.

Coke or Pepsi?

Coke, for me, please. Make that a Cherry Coke Zero. I absolutely hate Pepsi, and everything about it. I hated how they were always copying Coke. Like, first there would be a Vanilla Coke, then there was a Vanilla Pepsi. Then there was a Lime Coke, then comes Lime Pepsi. Both of Pepsi's were a fail, by the way. I loved Lime Coke and Vanilla Coke. I also hate how Pepsi claims to have a better coke taste than Coke. That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard of. Coke is the very essence of coke taste. You can't have a better "coke taste" than Coke. It's not possible. You can have a better taste than Coke, but not a better coke taste. It doesn't make sense.

Just thought I'd share that little injustice with you guys.
Thanks for listening.

Mystery Solved!

http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/science/mysteries_l1/age.html

According to my friend Zach (sp?) this is how they can estimate the size of the universe. But I sure as heck didn't read it..It was way too long. But if you would like to, and then give me a summary, you're welcome to it. =D

The Universe

It confuses inferior minds such as my own. It's so confusing. Where does it end? Where does it begin? How big are we as a planet in comparison? How big am I in comparison? Just a tiny germ on the foot of a big man's shoe, I guess. My dad just walked in and said "They're saying they're going to estimate it's size." I don't know who they are. It must've been on the news. But this is what I don't understand: How can you estimate the size of something you know almost nothing about?

Be careful what you wearr.

What is it about girls that makes getting dressed in the morning a double edged sword? Why is the way we dress placed under soo much scrutiny? It is for guys, too. A little. But, it's like if you cover yourself, head to toe, you're a prude. You must be fat. You look ugly. If you wear a little less the next day, you're a hoe. It's really and truly awful. It would suck to live in a predominately (sp?) Muslim country where religion is law. You know, where even your toes must be covered. [[Wow! Toes! You slut!]] And yeah, there's 'I just wanted to look hot, today.' And then there's being a hoe. Like the entired leaderboard on Tag Me. They make me mad. They're all like 'You all hate me because I'm so beautiful.' And I'm all like 'No. They only like you because your boobs are just about the only things in the picture.'

Shooting without a gun..

This was a long time ago, but still pretty funny.

A young man shot himself without using a gun.
Damion M. Mosher, who put bullets in a vise and whacked them with a hammer to empty the brass shell casings, was hit in the abdomen by one of the shots, authorities said.
Warren County deputies said they were called to Mosher's home in Lake Luzerne on Saturday afternoon after one bullet went about a half-inch into his abdomen. He was treated at Glens Falls Hospital and was released. No charges were filed.
Mosher, 18, told authorities he was trying to empty the .223-caliber rounds to collect the brass casings for scrap.
Sheriff Larry Cleveland said about 100 other rounds that Mosher hit had "fizzled," but one was somehow sent with more force. It was unclear if the bullet ricocheted or hit him directly.
An employee of an Albany scrap metal company told The Post-Star of Glens Falls that the business pays $1.70 a pound for scrap brass shell casings.
Cleveland said Mosher's shells amounted to just a few pounds.


How does one do that? Lmao.

Are You Ugly?

So...ugly people? Do they, or do they not exist? That is the question. Okay. So I talk all the time about how I'm ugly..but I don't really think I'm ugly. I just think I'm...normal, I guess.I think it's rare that there is a truly ugly person...even physically. Like, there might be someone who is not pleasing to look like all the time, but usually, it's only because they're not amazingly awesome looking as all the magazines tell us they should be.It also depends on what your definition of beautiful is. Some people might like wide eyes..other people creamy skin, some people might like lanky people, others bulky.Like, people in general, are only, usually, what we call pretty when they have on make-up. I don't think there is someone who is truly hideous.Because, even when someone IS asthetically [[I know I just butchered that word.]] displeasing, and even make-up couldn't help, they normally have a good personality. And even excluding the personality, there is at least one peron out there who will think they are absolutely gorgeous, no matter what. [[Watch a Lifetime Movie, people!]]People are only truly ugly when their personality sucks. Because, really. When someone is your exactly, to a 'T', your definition of absolutely, gorgeous, you would get tired of them really fast if they were a total *insert explitive here.*

Quit acting stupid.

Why do girls think they look hott when they act stupid??Because they don't..They apparently do it for the guys..which is retarded, because any guy who only likes stupid girl either:A) Is insecure and thinks they'll look better next to you.B) Doesn't think what you think matters. [AKA: It doesn't matter because you'll be in the kitchen for the rest of your life anywayzz.] Do you really want to serve only to make someone look better??Do you really want to spend the rest of your life in the kitchen?? Or do you want everyone to know that you're smart? Do you want everyone to know that you know exactly what you're talking about? Please learn to contribute to the world. You are NOT there to make someone look better. You are there because you are beautiful, and you're smart, and you can make a difference. Show someone that you can.

Zombies...

Okayy so you see these two shirts that you like..One is from Whorister..[[I mean Hollister. Lol. Jk.]] and the other is.. I dunno..Factory Connection..They're both perfectly nice shirts. The Factory Connection one is even cuter and cheaper. But you go for Hollister..Why?Because it's "cooler." Even though it's really not. Someone else thinks it's cooler..and since you happen to have absolutely no mind of your own..you think so, too. So instead of getting the cute, cheap shirt..you get the less cute, cheaply made shirt...that's more expensive.That's just one example. I can think of lots of things that aren't really that good that are 'designer.' Like, there were these plastic clips from Marc Jacobs. Kind of ugly..and plastic. You could've found them at Wal Mart!! It was $20...for one..Like..Oh my freaking gosh. No one needs that! Why do you think you do??It's okay. You're not alone. There are millions of people spending money on unneccessary things all over the world! There are people with absolutely NO money spending all their money on expensive beauty products, accessories, and clothes they don't need. They are digging their graves with all that crap. There are people with a lot of money spending their money on unneccessary things. They could be feeding homeless children and starting charties that they do more than write a check for. They could be doing this instead of filling magazines with their censored parts. But, no. They're just going to keep on being selfish...Just like the rest of the human race.

You only got hurt because you're an idiot.

You only got hurt because you refused to protect yourself.Why can't anyone seem to understand that?You got hurt because you decided to 'go out' with someone you barely knew.'Going out' only describes what you're doing in the loosest sense of the phrase. Really you're going over to their house. Or either hugging at school. Yeah..that's not a relationship. STOP PRETENDING.You go hurt because you decided to tell that someone that you loved them. Which you didn't. You only liked them....kind of. They told you back and then you guys were just madly in love for the whole 2 days of your relationship.WOW. One whole more day than last time. Congrats. Keep working on it.You got hurt because you decided that instead of seeing what life is like without a person of the opposite gender [[or maybe of the same gender...who am I to judge?]] by your side, but you decided you would just keep them there just in case. Even if you didn't give a crap about them. So, basically, you decided to trick them and yourself into think..ing you guys were in love and were going.. to last forever. And guess what [[BIG SURPRISE.]] You didn't.So please stop telling all of us in your little myspace quotes and glittery things, and icons and flairs how you thought he/she was the one. You know you didn't. Next time, just go out with your friends. Meet someone, talk to them a little bit. Maybe go on a date or two. Then decide if you actually want a title. Most normal people are afraid to say 'I love you.' They don't just spit it out the first day they meet.So the whole point of this bulletin is for all you people who thought you were in love to stop bothering me about it!! I don't wanna see your gay little 'He said we would be together forever.' Icons and blinkys. They're the stupidest thing on the planet, and no one could care less.